Jerry Springer Confrontation 2
spoilers: manga vol. 20
characters: Tenka, Soldier, Jerry Springer
chapters: 1/1
retrieved from: Bunnyhat
Everyone likes my script format Jerry Springer-Houshin Engi parody crossover the best. O_o;; I’m just not fit to be a writer… T_T
So here’s ANOTHER Jerry Springer parody (but it’s short). Please be nice! It’s almost 4 AM when the idea hit! I might add more chapters to this one, but I’m not sure.
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The theme song plays as the words "The Jerry Springer Show" show up on the screen, then stylishly dissolves.
[Audience]: *chanting* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! etc.
[Jerry Springer]: Thank you, everyone. Now, as you may remember, our last show was a very exclusive one. We had characters from a Japanese comic book, or "manga," right on our very stage. If you missed it, don’t worry, because today we have characters from the same manga joining us as our guests. Isn’t that wonderful?
[Audience]: *claps and cheers* Whooooo!!
[J]: How _does_ the author pull this off??
[Author]: I _really_ like pineapples.
[J]: Let’s bring out our first guest. Everyone, I’d like you to welcome Kou Tenka’s returned spirit.
[Audience]: *claps and cheers* Yeah, Tenkaaa!! Whoo! etc.
A ball of bright mist swirls onto center stage, spreads out, then gradually forms into Tenka.
[Audience]: Ooooooh.
[Tenka]: Heh, neat, eh? Took me forever to learn how to do that! *sits down in his chair*
[J]: Thank you for coming all the way down here from the Shinkai, Tenka. Would you mind telling the audience a little bit about yourself?
[CAPTION]: Kou Tenka (deceased) – age unknown. Son to Kou Hiko (ditto), disciple of Seiyo Doutoku Shinkun (yep), and a doushi of Konron (yes, mountains _can_ die).
[T]: Well, uh… that caption pretty much sums it up…
[Tenka fangirl]: *squeals* Eeeeek! I love you, Tenkaaa!! *holds up a sign*
[T]: *smiles and gives a little wave* Yo, how’s it going? I— *pause* Eh? What does that say? *squint* "Doutoku/Tenka 4EVR"? Whoa. You aren’t implying what I think you’re—
[J]: Now Tenka, do you know why you’re here?
[T]: Yep. I was called here cause I dress too sexy, and you want to give me a makeover. Which I won’t mind, cause I always thought I’d look good in—
[J]: That’s what we _told_ you, but that’s not why you’re here.
[T]: Wha?
[J]: Tenka, there’s a person backstage, and that person doesn’t know why he was brought here, either. Therefore, this is a surprise show for everyone!
[Audience]: Wow, oooh, neat, etc.
[J]: We asked our mystery guest to give a short self-introduction before coming on stage. Listen.
An unfamiliar, digitally manipulated voice clip plays.
[Voice]: I… I don’t know why I’m here. What do I have to say? Uhh… I have a wife and three kids, I work for the Shuu, um… Hey, what time period is this?
[J]: Are you ready to meet your mystery guest, Tenka?
[T]: Uh, sure.
[J]: All right, everyone, please give a warm welcome!
The guest, a soldier, walks out and onto stage, nervously looking around.
[Audience]: *cheers and claps* Whooooo!!
[Soldier]: *sees Tenka* …Dear God.
[T]: Hey… it’s you! You’re the guy who _killed_ me!!!
[Soldier]: I-I-I….!!
[J]: You guessed right, Kou Tenka! And for the record, today’s show is titled: "You killed me!"
The title graphic caption flies up on to the screen.
[CAPTION]: "You killed me!"
The graphic flies away, and a smaller version pops up on the corner of the screen.
[S]: *shaking and slowly backing away* I-I didn’t know you’d be… They just d-d-dragged me here, without any explanation! I… I was j-just doing what I had to d-do! A-a-anyone who causes harm to his… his h-h-highness must…
[Tenka fangirls]: *stand up* He doesn’t regret it! Get him!!!
[S]: N-n-no! Please, have mercy!
The soldier screams and runs away as Tenka’s fangirls chase after him, murder in their eyes. Tenka sweatdrops.
[T]: Is that all?
Jerry ignores Tenka and looks into the camera.
[J]: When we come back from our commercial break, we’re going to reunite the Konron Jyuunisen with Bunchuu!
[Audience]: *cheers and claps* Whooooo! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! etc.
[S]: *distant screaming backstage* Help, somebody!! They’re tearing me apart!! Oh _God_, it hurts!! Tell my wife I love—
The camera fades out to black.