Houshin Engi no Dare Show
spoilers: manga vol. 14
characters: All
chapters: 3/3
retrieved from: Bunnyhat
Chapter One
Lizu: Hello, And Welcome to the Houshin no Dare Show!!! And I’m your hostess, Lizu Hwei! Or just plain Lizu! And yes I know I’m hyper. Any who, As you all know of course, we are all here to watch the Houshin Engi charaters do dares!!! And here they are!!!
*HE charaters appear out of thin air.(Fukki, Taikoubou, Shikouyou, Roushi, Bukichi, Taitsu Shinjin, Fugen Shinjin, Outenkun, Youzen, Kou Tenka, Hiko, Dakki, Kibi, Kijin, Hatsu, Nataku, Raishinshi, Gyokutei Shinjin, Suupushan, and Bunnchu)*
Taikoubou: uh, excuse me, where are we and who’s the guy who looks like me in the weird outfit? *points at fukki*
Lizu: uh…well… uh…. *can’t really explain because he doesn’t want him to freak out on a count that is him* That’s classified for now.*waves her hand*
Taikoubou: *confused*
Raishinshi: THEN TELL US WHERE HELL WE ARE!!!!! *pissed because he was in the middle of a battle and was about to win*
Lizu: Your in the…..Houshin no Dare Show!!!!
HE crew: *screems like heck except, Shinkouyou, Fugen, Kijin, Roushi, and Nataku*
Youzen: WHY THE FUCKIN HELL ARE WE DOING HERE!!!!
*Small rabbit comes up with a giant hammer comes and whacks Youzen*
Youzen: X_X
Small Rabbit: Rating!!!!!
Lizu: HI! Meriko-chan! Since you just came, you tell then the rules of the show.
Fukki: there are rules?
Meriko-chan: ok! Here are the rules of the show!
- You are not aloud to say a bunch of swear, mean, disturbing, and rude words. (like what I did to Youzen earlier)
- NO dissing the cute fuzzy rabbit! And the hostess! And Broth (who will come be here in a short while.)!
- No sexual contact will be use unless it’s part of a dare!
- You must follow every dare that is given!! NO backing down!
- If the person who request a dare, can also request a truth! And same rules as Dares!!!
- If any of you fight I’ll have Broth come and break it up by whacking you among the head and will take away your paopei and coviscate it intill the show is over
Lizu: And that’s all of the rules!!!
Shinkouyou: Who’s Broth?
Lizu: He’s my bro and also co-host of the show and here he is!!!
*Broth appears with a katana*
Nataku: *blinks*
Taitsu Shinjin: Why does he have that katana…? *quivers in fear*
Lizu: I’ll have him explain…
Broth: Yo! Names Broth and I have a Katana because, not only I’m the co-host, I’m also making sure that nobody goes against the rules, and if anyone fights I’ll whack then take their paopei. *evil grin*
Hatsu: Mommy….
Fukki: *sigh* ok, lets just get this over with.
Lizu: Well, you’ll just have to wait intil we get some dares, so you’ll be taying in my house for a while, so hop to it! *leads everybody to her house*
Author Note: Blah! Ok that sucked a little there XP, but once I get dares, It might be a little interesting. So wait for Hoshin no Dare Show Ch 1!!!
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