Houshin Engi no Dare Show

spoilers: manga vol. 14
characters: All
chapters: 3/3
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter Three

Lizu- Hidee-Ho! And welcome back to the Houshin no Dare Show!!! And we have a lot of dares!!!

Fukki- One of them better not include me…

Lizu- or do they?(echo) Hey, wait a minute…When did you get here? Is three hours already up?

Fugen- yes and thank you for giving us some time off, Lizu-kun.

Lizu- No problem…(besides, it was a deal from Fukki…) any way…We have a special guest here but first, Broth I think you should leave, because of well…You know what I mean.

Broth- sure…just keep it away from me…

(ooc- all of you might be wondering why I letting Broth leave…well it’s all because he’s scared of chibis or really small, cute, weir, funny looking animated people…alright I’ll shut up now)

Lizu- yeah whatever…and now for our special guest….*drum roll*….Mini Signal!!!

Signal- *steps in* I’m not SMALL!

Lizu- Darn it, he’s in his original form…

Taikoubou- Who’s he? *Points at Signal*

Youzen- is it me, or does that guy sound simaler to susu?

Lizu- no it’s just you…now please hold on a tight bit. NOBUHIKO !!!

Nobuhiko- *walks in* Yeah you need something?

Lizu- Can you sneeze so we have mini here?

Signal- O_O; Wait don’t!!!

Nobuhiko- ok. *Puts perfume in the air and sniffs* ACHOOOOOOOO!

Signal- NOOOOOO! *Smoke appears*

Taitsu- what’s going on?

Meriko- You’ll find out.

Taitsu- *jumps and lands on Nataku’s lap* STOP APEARING LIKE THAT!!!

Nataku- *blinks and stares*

Meriko- Deal with it, buddy!

Lizu- YAY! Mini!

Mini Signal -….huh? *looks around*….I want chocolate!

HE cast- HUH? O_o

Lizu- awwww~ here you go. *Gives choco*

Mini Signal- thank you. *Eats choco*

Meriko- Can we get on with the dares already!!!

Lizu- ok, ok, ok…OKAY!!! First dare from Bluesunset! And this includes…Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, and Dakki!

Gyokutei Shinjin- ...I fear it will be horrible….

Youzen- I agree master…

Dakki- KYA! NOOOOOO!!! I DON’T WANNA!!!

Lizu – Oh C’mon! You’re a powerful fox demon thingy! *Grabs Dakki and drags her to the stage* now you three sit on those three chairs.

Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, Dakki- *sit on the chairs*

Lizu- now all we need to do is to put these blind folds, and buckle them up and begin the dare! *Puts a blind fold on all of them and puts on there buckles* Okay lets start the dare! Bluesunset dares Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, and Dakki to cut all of their hair!!!

Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, Dakki – WHAT!!!!! *Struggles to get out*

Other HE charaters- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Etc.

Lizu- Okay! Let’s begin all the DARE!!! Mini, would you like to do the honors?

Mini Signal – OKAY!!!* Grabs sissors and starts sinpping* All done!

Lizu- now lets let them see their new looks! *snickers then aloud laugh*

Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, Dakki- GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Other HE Charaters- *laugh histericaly*

Lizu- Gawd… that was funny, okay if you guys want something to cover your bald heads you can go into the dressing room and get a wig or something.

Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, Dakki – *runs to the dressing room*

Lizu- okay! Second dare from Bulesunset!

Raishinshi- again?

Meriko- yes again, now shut up!

Raishinshi- …….

Lizu- oh but wait this include an extra special dare from Sage Saria!

Raishinshi- O_O!!! GAAAH! No Not her! Anything but her!

(ooc: yes he remembers the Pizza Experiment Show)

Meriko- I said shad up!!!! *Bonks him on the head with giant bunny mallet*

Raishinshi- X_X…

Lizu- thank you. But we need Raishinshi for this… so um somebody wake him up.

Nataku- *fires ring thingys at him*

Raishinshi- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! What the heck!!!!

Lizu- um well that’s not what I had in mind…^^; all well Okay I need Raishinshi, Nataku, Taikoubou, and Fukki. All of you come up to the wide open platform right here.

*Platform apears*

Fukki- what are you up to now?

Lizu- I’m just setting up the dare. Now Bluesunset wanted Taikoubou and Fukki to do the tango with Fukki playing the male lead and dipping Taikoubou with rose in his mouth!

Fukki and Taikoubou- ARE YOU INSANE!!!

Raishinshi-*cracks up*

Nataku-*silent*

Lizu- sorry, you have to do that. And Raishinshi and Nataku has to do it too considering of Sage’s dare.

Raishinshi- WHAT!!!

Nataku- I’m not doing it…

Lizu – Sorry! You guys have to do it! Now lets Tango!

*music turns on *

Fukki- *gruubles and take the rose and bites it and tangos with Taikoubou and does a small dip*

Taikoubou- *grumble and follows*

Raishinshi- *tangos with Nataku blushing*

Nataku- *stares and tangos (along with blushing)*

Lizu- BRAVO BRAVO! *Claps*

Fugen – I never knew Bou-chan could dance.

*music stops*

Lizu- Okay! All done! You may return to you seats!

Raishinshi, Nataku, Taikoubou, and Fukki- *imeadiatly run to their seats while bluhing*

Lizu- well that was quick…Okay! Now for the next dare!

*Ladder apears and the light bulb buns out*

Choukei- I’m confused…

Lizu- okay! We have another dare from Sage! And her Dare is to have Taitsu climb up the ladder and fix the light bulb!

Taitsu- WHY ME!?

Lizu- because it’s part of a dare! Besides! It’s a good chance to conquer your fear of hights!

Taistu- I don’t wanna conquer my fears!!!

Lizu- Just Do it!!!

Taistu- NO!

Lizu- ugh…

Mini Signal- How are we going to get him up there?

Lizu- I’m thinking!……AH! I know!!! *Runs out the door and comes back with a mob of Taitsu fans* Do it, or else I’ll have the mob of Taitsu fans in the studio and mob over you!

Taistu- EEP! O_O grabs a good light bulb and slowly climbs up the ladder*

Lizu- okay, this might take while we’ll come back to him later so let’s go on to our, first ever Truth question!

HE charaters- yay....

Lizu- and this truth goes to Raishinshi! Ain’t he a lucky guy!?

Raishinshi- WHY must you torture me!?

Lizu- Oh c’mon, it’s just a truth, it won’t hurt ya…and this truth is from Sage! And she’s asking Raishinshi, "Do you have a cruch on Nataku?"

Raishinshi- What!? I’m not going to ansewer that question! *Blushes*

Mini Signal - Hey! Look! He’s blushing! That mean he does have a crush on Nataku!

Lizu- let’s check just in case! *Attatches a truth detector on Raishinshi’s fore head*

Raishinshi- DAMNIT! I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON NATAKU!!! *Get electrocuted*

Lizu- yep! You have a crush on Nataku! (considering for the shock) and the shock was also for swearing.

Raishinshi- X_X

Choukei- that must of hurt…

Fukki- ditto.

Lizu- Okay! Let’s check on Taitsu!

Taitsu- *at the top and just screwed in the light bulb and now he cannot get down* HELP!!!

Lizu- oh boi….okay we’ll get you down! Nataku…go save you creator.

Nataku- *fires ring thingys again at ladder*

Lizu- O_o; Not like that!!!

Taitsu- GAAAAAAH! *Falling*

Lizu- I’ll handle this -_-;.. *makes a extra soft mattress appear*

Taitsu- *Lands on mattress* @_@

Lizu- okay…while he rests we’ll g ahead to our….

Dakki-We’re back!

Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, Dakki- *walk back to chairs*

Gyokutei Shinjin- *has a straw hat on*

Youzen – *has a neon green and purple wig*

Dakki- *has a curly light blue afro wig*

Lizu- *snicker then laughs out loud*

Other HE Charaters- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Gyokutei Shinjin, Youzen, Dakki- it’s the only things we could find!

Lizu- HAHAHAHAH…..oh geeze, sorry…I couldn’t help but see youzen’s new look….

Youzen- *mumbles and grumbles*

Lizu- ok…let’s get on to the next dare! Now Taikoubou and Fukki, please come up to this table and take a seat.

Fukki- *ugh…again… *walks up to table and sit down*

Taikoubou- *grumbles and sits down at table*

Lizu- okay! Here’s the dare! *Slams down a basket with one peach* This dare is from Bluesunset! Yet again! And she dares you two sit at one table and stare at the peach without fighting for it for a full day! Got it?

Fukki- WHAT!?

Taikoubou- NOOOO!

Lizu- okay dare starts now!

*Fukki and Taikobou stares at peach*

Fugen- how long will they last?

Choukei- I give them 5 min.

Youzen- 30 sec.

Kijin- 10 sec.

Lizu- We’ll just have to wait and see! Now on to the next dares! This one is from Kotozuka! And he she has 4 dares!

Outenkun- great more trouble…

Meriko- You be quiet!

Outenkun- fine…

Lizu- okay first one, Nataku you have to be nice to you dad for a week.

Nataku- No.

Lizu- you have to…it’s a dare…

Nataku- No.

Lizu- Do it or else I’ll take away your paopei!!

Nataku-….ok….

Lizu- good ^_^, now second dare from Kotozuka is for Suppu!

Suppu- I have a dare?

Youzen- he has a dare?

Lizu- yes! Suppu has a Dare! Finaly! And she asks that Suppu to coplay as a hippo!

Suppu- NO! I’m Not going to that!!! NO I’m not doing it what-so-ever!

Lizu- do it or you sashimi…

Suppu- O__O eep! Okay….*goes into a dressing room and comes back looking like a hippo*

HE charaters- *laughs like heck*

Lizu- Now that’s a real flying talking hippo! Now on to Kotozyka’s last dare! And hse dares Youzen to go out in public, in his true form for one week!!!

Youzen- O_O, I’m not going to do that!!!

Lizu- You have to do it!

Youzen- NO!

Lizu- ugh…time for drastic measures… Gyokutei Shinjin! Get over here!

Gyokutei Shinjin – yes, what do you want?

Lizu- I need you to do something for me. Psssst psst psst psst pssst *whispering* (I need you to have Youzen do this dare, so I need you to talk to him…and if you don’t, I’ll take that straw hat from you)

Gyokutei Shinjin- ugh fine… Youzen do what she says…

Youzen- but master!…ugh fine…*changes to real form* there.

Lizu- good now we just need you to go out on public. Gyokutei Shinjin, you go with him, I think he’ll be comfortable if you go with him, ok?

Gyokutei Shinjin- hai…

*Gyokutei Shinjin and youzen (real form) walk out in public*

Lizu- thanks! okay now for the last dare from Kotokuka! And she dare Kishou to burn 25 chinese fiddles!

Ki Shou- *starts buning the Chinese fiddles*

Lizu- Well that was quick…and no complaining…Now On with the next dare!

Suppu- when can I take this off?

Lizu- heh, You can take it off now, sense you have another dare.

Suppu- HUH?! NO!

Lizu- Yep this is from Kokibi!

Outenkun- huh?

Ko Kibi- Yay! A person with the same name as me!

Lizu- And her dare is to have Suppu to be at a visible view of Kibi!

Suppu- O_O EEP! *Tries to fly away but is tied to a pole that is in visible view of Kibi*

Ko Kibi- *in a cage* YAY!! Suppu- chan!!!

Suppu- GAAAAAHHH!!!! Let me goooooo!!!!

Ko Kibi- *gets released from her cage and glomps Suppu* YAY!!!

Suppu- whaaaa…..T_T

Lizu- oh the pathetic irony…

Tenka- huh? Irony? What’s that?

Lizu- It’s sarcasm…any who! Now on to the next dare!!! And we have tree from…Kotozuka! And she has gave us our first ever! Genshitenson’s dare!!!

Genshitenson- I have a dare?

Meriko- well of course you have one, you might be an old man but it doesn’t mean you get to lay off the dares.

Genshitenson- oh, ok.

Raishinshi- he just insulted you.

Genshitenson- huh? *Ignoring*

Raishinshi- *mad*

Lizu- ok! Now Kotzuka dares Genshitenson to buy Rogaine!

Genshitenson - What’s Rogaine?

Lizu- It’s stuff you buy to grow hair…

Genshitenson- What’s wrong being bald!?

Dakki- ahem?

Genshitenson- -_-….okay! so it’s pretty bad! Alright fine I’ll get the stupid Rogaine! *Checks pocket for money goes out and buys the Rogaine*

Lizu- While he buys the Rogaine we’ll go on with the next dare of Kotozuka! And trust me folks! This will Creep you and make you die of laughter!!!! So Outenkun, come over here!

Outenkun- what? *Muders*

Lizu- okay! Here’s Kotozuka’s dare!!! *Changes Outenkun in a pink non-strap dress*

Outenkun- O_O WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!! WHY AM I WEARING A DRESS!!!!

Lizu- GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Dang is so rich!!

HE Charaters- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lizu- GAHAHA….don’t worry Outenkun…your not the only one wearing a dress…*changes Nataku in a Chinese, sezzy, purple dress* now that’s a dare from Kawaii_Kid2005….GAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

HE charaters- *laugh even harder*

Outenkun- GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS!!!!

Nataku- *looks at him self* this looks like the dress that my mother used once. Can I change back and give this to mother, please?

Lizu- Aaaw~ that’s really sweet Nataku! Sure you can!

Outenkun- WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEE?!

Lizu- what’s the magic word?

Outenkun- ugh not this…Please…?

Lizu- heh, close enough. *Changes Outenkun and Nataku back to their original clothes.*

Meriko- Hey what about Taikoubou and Fukki? Has been a day yet?

Lizu- hmm. *Checks watch* Yep! Let’s go check on them!

*Finds them still staring at the peach and their stomachs are completely empty*

Lizu- Okay guys times up!!! *Snatches peach*

Taikoubou and Fukki- HEY!!! GIVE ME THAT PEACH! *Tries to pounce on Lizu she take a step back and let them fall face flat on the ground*

Lizu- If you guys are that hungry just eat over there. *Points at two piles of peach flavored stuff*

Fukki and Taikoubou- YAHOOO! *Runs to piles and start stuffing their faces*

Lizu- geeze never thought that they would be that hungry. Well that’s all for now Folks See you next time on Houshin no Dare Show!!!

Mini Signal- BYE!!!