The Pizza Show Experiment!

spoilers: none
characters: Full anime cast, new characters, Yu-Gi-Oh cast appearance
chapters: 7/7
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter Seven

The Pizza Show Experiment!

Going Home

Saturday Morning

(It’s morning again, and Raishinshi is making breakfast.  Again.  Everyone seems strangely quiet as they munch on random breakfast foods of their choice.)

Tenka: *decides to break the silence* Whoo-hoo!  We’re goin’ home!

Taikoubou: *grins through a mouthful of peach* Yup!

Hong: I don’t want to go home yet.  I’ve been having fun!

Kibi: Kibi had fun too!  Kibi wants to play DDR some more!

Hostesses: *quietly eat*

Nataku: *staring out the window* Hahaue must be worried.

Rowan: No, she’s not.  When you go back, no time will have elapsed since we took you.

Nataku: ……..I’ve missed her.

*awkward silence*

Raishinshi: *clears his throat loudly as he brings out another plate of pancakes* Why is everyone so quiet?  Start talking already!  It’s getting creepy! *goes back into the kitchen*

Dakki: *huggling Damien* Don’t you forget me, D-sama!  I’ll come back some time!  I promise!

Rowan: *snickering at the look on Damien’s face* Somehow I think forgetting about her won’t be a problem…

Sage: *hugs Youzen* I’ll miss you, Youzy-chan.  Don’t forget me!  I’ll write every day!  Maybe we could have lunch sometime!

Youzen: o_o *trying to ignore her and just eat his breakfast*

Shinkouhyou: I must say, this has been quite the interesting week.

Kokutenko: Yeah.

Tenka: It was….kinda fun…..now that I think about it.

Xiao: We got candy!  And Mai was kinda freaky, but she was nice.  So was Jounouchi.

Everyone: *looks at Xiao*

Xiao: *sweatdrop* Err…

Hong: *happily* And Becky got married! *holds up Black Magician*

Everyone: *decides not to ask*

Sage: *stands up* Ok, time to send you guys home.

(everyone follows Sage into the White Room.  There is an open doorway glowing blue in it)

Sage: This portal will take you back to China.

Taikoubou: Saa….come, Suupuu.

Suupuu: Roger-su!

Taikoubou and Suupuu: *vanish into the portal*

Rowan: *suddenly squeezes Raishinshi, who forgot to take his apron off* Baibai…*sniffle*

Raishinshi: *uncomfortably pats her head*

Rowan: *suddenly smirks and grabs Nataku* I want you two to promise not to fight anymore!

Nataku: *looks at her as if she’s crazy*

Raishinshi: You gotta be kidding!!

Rowan: *holds up the camera from yesterday* Promise!

Raishinshi and Nataku: *look at  each other and wince*

Raishinshi: Fine…*poses* I, Ki Raishinshi, promise not to start fights with Nataku.

Nataku: I will not deliberately provoke Raishinshi.

Rowan: -_- Good enough, I guess.  You two can go now!

Nataku: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Rowan: eh?

Nataku: Our Paopei.  Give them back.

Rowan: *sighs* *snap*

Nataku: *flies through the portal*

Raishinshi: See ya! *under breath* Hopefully not. *goes through portal* Hey!  Wait up!

Hong: *jumps up and hugs Sage* Bye-bye, Sage!  Bye-bye Becky! *huggles Becky* Please don’t fight too much with the Black Magician!

Sage: o_O

Xiao: *stands next to his brother and bows to the hostesses* Goodbye.  I hope we meet again. *both walk through the portal*

Dakki: *gives Damien one final glomp* Baibai, D-sama!  I’ll miss you!

Kibi: Kibi too!

Kijin: Maybe we’ll see each other again?

Damien: Yes, ladies, I think we will. *gives them a hug*

Kibi: Yayiyayi!  Kibi and Kijin and Dakki-nee-sama are going home to play with Dakki’s pet! *bounce through the portal with the rest of Dakki-tachi*

Shinkouhyou: *to Sage and Rowan* Well, it’s been interesting.  Perhaps we will meet again. *rides out the portal with Kokutenko*

Bunchu: *doesn’t bother with farewells* *goes through the portal*

Yami Sage: *comes out of her corner*

Sage: *sing-song* Bun-chu ha-as iss-ues!

Tenka: *gives the hostesses a quick hug before going through the portal with Hiko*

Hiko: *waves farewell*

Sage: *glomps Youzen* Goodbye, Youzy-chan!  I’ll never forget you! *kisses him on the cheek*

Youzen: Goodbye. *hurriedly  goes through the portal, ecstatic that he’ll never have to hear “Youzy-chan!” again*

*awkward silence*

Rowan: *shrugs* Well, I guess that’s it.

Sage: Or is it?

Yami Sage: Dun dun duuuuuuun!

Sage: Will Raishinshi and Nataku ever admit their feelings?  What is Dakki’s evil plot with Damien?  Will Hiko ever get the smell of Oreos out?  And what of Becky and the Black Magician?

Rowan: *face right in front of the camera* Tune in next week, for “The Pizza Show! *trumpet fanfare* Hoshin Engi Experiments Part 2!”

All: Bye!

*Credits roll playing “Friends”, the ending theme for Hoshin Engi.*

OWARI…GA NAI?