The Pizza Show Experiment!

spoilers: none
characters: Full anime cast, new characters, Yu-Gi-Oh cast appearance
chapters: 7/7
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter One

This is a fanfiction that was originally on fanfiction.net.  But when it wasn’t getting reviews and then parts of the story kept getting cut out, I decided to remove it from the site and send it here.  That’s why my character, Sage, keeps complaining about the rating.  It was originally rated G, but when the cursing came along, I had to bump the rating up.

Summary: Nataku gets tickled!  Raishinshi in a flowery pink apron!  Tenka plays DDR!  Hiko is phobic of Oreos!  And he smells like them too!  Evil plots to bring Nataku and Raishinshi together!  What’s going on?  Nothing much.

The Pizza Show Experiment!!!

(Sage, Yami Sage, and Rowan all have their hair tied up in either ponytails or buns and are wearing white lab coats and goggles.  Sage and Rowan are holding pads of paper, Yami Sage is just standing with her arms crossed)

Sage: Hi everyone!  You know us from The Pizza Show *trumpet fanfare*(A/N: see the original Pizza Show to see why there’s a trumpet fanfare.  Heck, read it anyway!  It’s a good idea to actually know what we’re talking about.) back in the Miscellaneous Anime section of fanfiction.net.

Yami Sage: *Dryly* I’m Yami Sage.

Rowan: *perkily* I’m Rowan!

Sage: And I’m Sage, at your service! *bows* Normally, we’d just bring up random Anime characters and mess around with them by playing games, turning them into Chibis, force them to do our bidding, ask them questions….

Yami Sage: And so on and so fourth.

Sage: *Bonks Yami Sage with Power Puff Girls (now known as PPG) Mallet* Hush you.  Anyway, this is gonna be different.  Sort of.

Rowan: In this very special episode(s) of The Pizza Show *trumpet fanfare* we have only one thing in mind.

Sage and Rowan: SOUL HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Sage: Before we go into the big fancy stuff, why don’t we bring on all the characters we’re going to use.  *Looks at Rowan* Ready?

Rowan: Ready!

Sage: And a-one and a-two, and……

(Sage and Rowan snap their fingers. The cast of Soul Hunter appears; Taikoubou, Suupuushang, Nataku, Raishinshi, Youzen, Kou Tenka, Kou Hiko, Yin Xiao, Yin Hong, Dakki, Kibi, Oh Kijin, Bunchu, Shinkouhyou and Kokutenko.)

SH Cast: *look around nervously*

Taikoubou: No….

Youzen: Not here….

Shinkouhyou: Not now….

Sage: *grins* Hi boys!  Welcome back. ^_^

Taikoubou, Youzen and Shinkouhyou: AAAAAAAAH! *cower and hide under a random table.* (A/N: Yes, those three had been there before.  How did you ever guess?) IT’S THE EVIL ONES!

Yami Sage: I’m not evil!

Rowan: I think they’re talking about us. *Gestures toward herself and Sage*

Yami Sage: Oh.

Sage: *starts to crawl under table* C’m’ere, Youzen, you cutie-pie!

Youzen: *huddles closer to Taikoubou and Shinkouhyou*

Taikoubou: *Holds up Dashinben defensively*

Sage: I said come here! *Snaps and disappears briefly, reappearing next to Youzen*

Youzen: Eep! o_o

Sage: *glomps Youzen* ^______^

Youzen: O_O *traumatized*

Sage: *glares at Taikoubou* And just where are you pointing that Paopei?

Taikoubou: *grins nervously and puts Dashinben down*

Youzen: O_O Mommy….*faints*

      Meanwhile….

Nataku: GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!! *starts blasting things with Kenkonken*

Rowan: No blowing things up with Paopei! *snaps and the Kenkonken disappear*

Nataku: *blinks at the sudden vanishing of his Kenkonken*

Raishinshi: *points* *Sing song voice* Ha ha!  She took away your Paopei!

Rowan: *glares at Raishinshi* And I’ll confiscate your Paopei too if you don’t stop teasing Nataku-sama!

Raishinshi: O_O I’ll be good!

Rowan: *glomps Raishinshi* Good boy!

Raishinshi: O_O Help me….

Sage: *goes over to Rowan with the stunned (or in Youzen’s case, unconscious) Taikoubou, Youzen and Shinkouhyou in tow* Everyone rounded up?

Rowan: *Looks around.  No one else has moved.  Just huddled together frightened* Yup!

Sage: *Grabs a megaphone* ALL RIGHT!  EVERYONE IN A SINGLE FILE LINE RIGHT NOW!  LET’S MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!!

(Startled by Sage’s sudden screaming, the SH cast scrambles into a single file line)

Sage: ^_^ Thank you.  You may sit down.

SH Cast: *sits down where they stand*

Sage: Now, you have all been called forth for one reason.

Rowan: To help us answer age old questions.

Sage: See, it’s very simple.  You are going to be our human *eyes Bunchu* and demon *eyes Nataku* and Paopei human…lab rats, to say the least.  We are going to perform experiments on you, and we will record our results to answer our hypothesis.  Now I don’t want you to worry, our experiments are perfectly safe….or at least 90% safe….

SH Cast: o_o

Sage: Anyway, we have five experiments to perform, and we will do one on each day from Monday to Friday.  On Saturday, we will be all done, and you can go home safely, happy that you helped in the world of Science.

Rowan: If you misbehave and refuse to do the experiments, there are punishments. *glances at Youzen, Taikoubou and Shinkouhyou*

Sage: Now, there are rules here, and they will be inforced.  Rule number one: If you are called for an experiment, YOU WILL DO IT!  Rule number two: No attempts to kill, injure, insult or otherwise maltreat the hostesses. *Whispers* Especially Yami Sage.  She’s a mean one. *out loud*  Rule number three: No attempts to kill each other. *glances at Nataku and Raishinshi* That means you, boys.

Nataku: *nods casually*

Raishinshi: *attempts to look innocent.  A halo appears over his head, then falls to the floor and shatters to pieces* ^_^’

Sage: Rule number four: All Paopei are for experimental, medical, or defensive reasons ONLY!  If at any time Paopei is used to cause unneeded harm to another person or to our property, it will be confiscated until Saturday.  We’ve already had one Paopei confiscated, let’s not make it two.  That’s it.  Any questions? *Yin Hong raises his hand* Yes?

Hong: Do we get goodies?

Sage: Yes, of course you get goodies!  The Pizza Show *trumpet fanfare* just isn’t The Pizza Show *Trumpet fanfare* without goodies. *pats Hong on the head and gives him a lollipop*

Hong: ^_^ *starts eating lollipop*

Sage: Kawaii! ^_^ Any more questions? *Raishinshi raises hand* Yes?

Raishinshi: Do we get paid?

Sage: Nope! ^_^

Raishinshi: *facefaults*

Sage: Any other questions?  Nobody?  All right then, let’s hit the hay!  Lots to do tomorrow!  Youzen, Taikoubou, Suupuushang, Kou Hiko and Kou Tenka come with me.

Rowan: Crown Prince Yin Xiao, Prince Yin Hong, Nataku, Raishinshi and Shinkouhyou are with me.

Yami Sage: Dakki, Kibi, Oh Kijin, Bunchu and Kokutenko this way.

Cast: *follow their respective leaders down a long hall.  Eventually the hall splits three ways.  The hostesses split up and take the three routes.  Let’s follow Sage’s group first*

Sage: Hold tight, everyone, we’re almost there. *takes out a key and unlocks a door* Here we are!  This is our dormitory.  You will all be spending your nights after the experiments here.

(Sage switches on the lights.  It is a fairly large room with three bunk beds all in a row on one side and desks on the other.)

Youzen, Taikoubou, Suupuu, Hiko and Tenka: *Look around*

Sage: *climbs into one of the upper bunks that has a Soul Hunter poster with a big picture of Youzen on it above it* This is my bunk.  You can all fight over the others.

(No fighting at all.  Youzen and Hiko get the other two top bunks.  Tenka gets the bunk under Hiko, Suupuu under Youzen, and Taikoubou under Sage.)

Sage: Everyone settled?  I’m turning the lights off now.  Good night, everyone! *snaps and the lights turn off*

Sage and cast: *start to fall asleep*

All but Youzen: *Are suddenly jerked awake by a loud sound* What the--?

Youzen: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*is snoring really loudly*

All but Youzen: -_-‘’’’’’

(Now on to Rowan’s group)

Rowan: Here’s our room. *Unlocks and opens the door*

Shinkouhyou: *Looks around* Interesting….

Rowan: *Climbs into one of the top bunks* Pick your places!

Xiao: *takes one of the top bunks*

Nataku: *Hovers over to the last top bunk*

Raishinshi: *stops him* Who says you get top bunk, huh?

Nataku: I called it first!

Raishinshi: I didn’t here you call anything!

Nataku: Oh shut up!

Raishinshi: Make me!

Nataku: If I still had my Paopei…..

Raishinshi: You want a piece of me?

Rowan: *blows a police whistle* All right, break it up!  Nataku, you can have top bunk, Raishinshi, take one of the bottom ones.

Raishinshi: But…but….I…he…..

Rowan: Bottom bunk.

Raishinshi: Awwww! *pouts* *takes bottom bunk*

Nataku: *takes top bunk*

Hong and Shinkouhyou: *take other two bottom bunks.*

(And now…..Yami Sage’s group)

Yami Sage: *opens dorms*  This is your room.  Pick any bunk you like except this one. *sits on one of the bottom bunks* It’s mine.  If you so much as touch it, I’ll pound you.  Now hurry up so I can turn the lights off.

(Everyone else gets their places.  Dakki, Kibi and Oh Kijin take the top bunks, Bunchu takes a bottom one, Kokutenko just curls up on the floor.(A/N: Hey, what’d you expect?  She’s(?) a cat!))

Yami Sage: Lights out everybody! *Claps loudly and the lights go out*

Everyone: *goes to sleep*

……………………………

Dakki: *still asleep* Muahahaha…I will take over the Yin!  Xou is my pet now!  No one will defeat me!  Muahahahahahaha….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yami Sage: *was woken up by Dakki* Oh great….

Dakki: *still asleep* No!  My evil plot!  You can’t have it!  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yami Sage: -_____-‘ It’s gonna be a loooooooong night.

And so I end this chapter.  Until tomorrow morning, when we perform our first experiment!

Inside joke:

I’m not going to send you all the way back to ffn to figure this one out.  The PPG Mallet is a prize I won at a carnival: A squeaky inflatable mallet that has the Power Puff Girls on it.  I use it for whacking things.