The Pizza Show Experiment!

spoilers: none
characters: Full anime cast, new characters, Yu-Gi-Oh cast appearance
chapters: 7/7
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter Five

The Pizza Show Experiment!

Experiment #4

(FYI: It wasn’t really morning when we woke up from the sugar rush.  It was just something to say.)

Thursday Morning

(SH Cast makes their way to the dining hall for breakfast.  Once again, Sage and Rowan are nowhere in sight)

Taikoubou: *yawn* Wonder where they are this time.

Tenka: Wonder where they were the first time.

(Suddenly a loud *KABOOM* is heard from the other room.)

Voice #1: I TOLD you the  rose petals came first!!!

Voice #2: Well, excuuuse me for experimenting!

Voice #1: With something like this?  Anata wa baka!

Voice #2: Well, ANATA wa daipoteto desu ka, NEEEE, NEEEE??!

SH Cast: o_O

Yami Sage: *has emerged* Long story.  Forget it.

Voice #2: *now recognizable as Rowan* The other mixes are almost done anyway, they just need to simmer.  Let’s go eat breakfast.

(Sage and Rowan emerge)

Sage: *sees Yami Sage* Well look who’s finally up!  Feeling better?

Yami Sage: Mostly.  Raishinshi!  I’d like a double order of eggs with a side of bacon!

Raishinshi: *with the apron on again* -_- Oh, brother…Coming right up!

Nataku: *has his face buried in the curtains, obviously trying not to laugh out loud*

Sage: Guess she’s feeling better.

Xiao:  Didn’t you say you never wanted to look at bacon again?

Yami Sage: Quiet, mortal. *food arrives* *munch munch munch*

everyone else: *looks disgusted at Yami Sage, then facefault*

Sage: Yami, if you throw up again…..

Yami Sage: Shut up!  I won’t make the same mistake twice. *puts down fork* Raishinshi, lots of eggs, please!

Everyone else: *facefault*

Nataku: Baka…

Yami Sage: *ignores him*

Taikoubou: *through mouthful of peach* What are you three doing today?

Rowan: *munching on random breakfast foods* Himitsu desu!

Sage: And this time it really is a secret, Yami Sage, so don’t you dare tell them!

Yami Sage: *looks up from her eggs, grinning cheesily with halo* *halo falls to the floor and cracks* Don’t worry, I won’t ruin my chances.

Xiao and Hong: Come on!  Tell us!  We won’t tell!

Sage: *munch* These pancakes are really good, Raishinshi!  Could I have some more?

Rowan: *waves empty plate* *loudly* Yes!  Please!

Xiao and Hong: *pout*

Rowan: *wink at them* *quietly* Dun  worry, kids.  You’ll get to play with Becky and stuff later!

Hong: ^_^

Xiao: *looks dubious*

(breakfast goes uneventfully, apart from Sage and Rowan screaming for more pancakes every five minutes, Taikoubou pestering the hostesses to tell him, Yami Sage throwing a tantrum when her eggs were burned, and Raishinshi throwing his apron at Yami Sage.)

Sage: *gets up and stretches* All right, it’s time to get started! *goes over to Xiao and Hong and gives them Becky* You two can go up to the dorms and play with Becky.

Hong: ^_^ *huggles Becky*

Xiao: *makes a face* *muttering* Kids’ stuff.

Rowan: *to Xiao* If you want anything else, go into our dorm and talk to your bunk.  It will grant your requests.

Xiao: o_O Okay…*shrugs*

Rowan: Within reason, mind you! *wink*

Xiao: O_O

Hong: Whee!  Let’s go, big brother!  *drags him upstairs*

Becky: ^_^

Hostesses: Come on, everybody!  To the white room!

(Hostesses-tachi go up to the white room.  There is a row of mugs, each filled with a strange red liquid.  Damien is standing next to the mugs, grinning broadly)

Raishinshi: He’s involved in this too?

Sage: We needed a guy host.

Hiko and Tenka: *raise eyebrow and wonder why*

Rowan: *under breath* This is going to be fun. *out loud* Okay people, let’s get started.

Sage: *gives each member of the SH cast a blindfold* I need you to put these on.

Everyone: *cautiously puts them on*

Hostesses (and Hosts): *go around making sure the blindfolds are securely tied*

Sage: Good.  Now…..

Yami Sage: Are you sure this is a good idea, Aibou?

Sage: *smacks Yami Sage on the head with two fingers* *old voice* Never question Uncle! (A/N: Jackie Chan Adventures reference)

Rowan: *starts passing out mugs* I need you all to drink this.

SH: *drinks the contents of the mugs*

Taikoubou: Mine tastes funny…

Nataku: Is that rose I smell?

Hiko: Mine tastes like Oreos…*goes o_O through the blindfold*

Dakki: *recognizes it* Wait a minute…

Sage: *loudly* Okay!  Everyone, spin around in circles!

Cast: …Why?

Sage: *rolls eyes* Hostesses-

Damien: And Hosts!

Sage: And Hosts!  Go spin them around!

Hostesses and Hosts: *spin members of the cast around*

Kibi: @_@ Kibi’s dizzy…

Nataku: *bumps into Raishinshi* Watch it.

Raishinshi: You watch it, white boy!

Sage: *snickers* White boy…

Dakki: *being spun by Damien* *giggles*

Damien: ^_-

(the cast is now very dizzy and well spun)

Sage: Ok, blindfolds off!

Everyone: *takes the blindfolds off…*

***(Meanwhile,  upstairs)***

Hong: *happily playing with Becky* Ooh!  Ooh!  And then the Kou-kou-koken Rikissi went BOOM!  And Becky saved the day!

Becky: ^_^

Xiao: *bored* *wanders into the dorm* Hmm…*sits down on his bunk* *hesitantly* I want a spiffy-cool staff just like Hiko’s.

Bunk: Your wish is my command, your Highness! *makes weird noises* *drops a staff on Xiao’s head*

Xiao: x_X Ow!  Cool! *starts playing with the staff*

***(downstairs)***

Everyone: *takes the blindfolds off*

Kibi: *sees Damien standing inconspicuously near them* Ooh!  Kibi thinks you’re cute!

Damien: ^_^

Dakki: Hey!  I saw him first!

Kibi: But Kibi saw him second!

Kijin: No, I saw him first!

Kibi: Kibi saw him second!  Kibi saw him second!

Damien: Easy, ladies, there’s  plenty to go round…

*on the other side of the room*

Tenka: *drops to his knee in front of Sage* O Authoress, I never truly realized how beautiful  you were…*hands her the stick he’s always chewing on* For you.

Sage: ^^ Aww!  Tenka! *huggle*

Hiko and Youzen: *being very quiet*

Raishinshi: *starting to cuddle Rowan*

Rowan: ^_^

Nataku: *quietly* She’s mine.

Raishinshi: *stands up* You wanna fight over it?

Nataku: Let’s go. *punches him*

Raishinshi: URRA! *they start fighting*

Taikoubou: *takes the opportunity to glomp Rowan*

Yami Sage: Aww man!  All the good ones are taken!

Kokutenko: *rubbing against Yami Sage, purring*

Yami Sage: Uh oh…

Bunchu: *sidling up behind Yami Sage and putting his arms around her*

Yami Sage: O_O Help!

Shinkouhyou: *chucks Yami Sage under the chin* My, you’re an interesting young lady.

Suupuu: *glomps Yami Sage* Suuuuu!

Yami Sage: AIBOU!

Sage: *snuggling Tenka, Hiko AND Youzen* Just go with it, Yami! Remember, the potion only lasts twenty-four hours! ^_~

Yami Sage: *gulp* *starts petting Kokutenko*

Kokutenko: ^_^ *purr purr purr*

***(Meanwhile on Damien’s side)***

Dakki: *playing with Damien’s hair* D-sama!

Kibi: *glomps Damien* Kibi wuvs you!

Kijin: *massaging Damien’s feet*

Damien: ^____^ Cha-ching!

***(Back to Rowan)***

Rowan: *flicks Taikoubou’s bunny ears playfully* Fun! ^_^

Taikoubou: *nuzzle*

Nataku and Raishinshi: *still duking it out; Nataku is losing somewhat because he usually relies on his Paopei, but is doing fairly well*

Taikoubou: *nibbles Rowan’s hair*

Rowan: *giggle*

Sage: *huggles Hiko while chewing on Tenka’s stick* So do you really miss her that much?

Hiko: Who?

Sage: Your wife?

Hiko: *suddenly starts sniffling* My…wife…*runs out of the room* *sobbing can be heard*

*several minutes later*

Hiko: *comes back* Not too much…I’ve  gotten over her.

Sage: *huggles Hiko* I understand, sweetums!

(Yami Sage runs bye screaming like a banshee)

Suupuu: *chasing Yami Sage* Wait!  Come back!  I wuv you!

Shinkouhyou: This is boring!

Bunchu: My darling!

Kokutenko: Meow!

Yami Sage: GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kibi: *squeezing Damien*

Kijin: *caressing his shoulders*

Dakki: *going for the mouth*

Damien: ^_^

Kibi: Kibi wants to play with Damien!

Dakki: *purring* Kibi will wait her turn…*starts snogging Damien*

Kibi: Demo demo demo su, Dakki-nee-sama, you already had your turn!

Kijin: Kibi’s right!  Let us play!

Kibi: Kibi’s older!  Kibi plays next!

Damien: You can all play with me! *grins*

Dakki: *purring* But it’s so much more fun one on one…

Damien: *gulp*

Kibi: KIBI WANTS TO PLAY!!!!  KIBI’S TURN!!!

Raishinshi: *sitting on top of Nataku* Tough luck, flower-boy!

Nataku: *growl*

Bunchu: *finally catches up with Yami Sage* *tackles her* I’ve finally caught you, my slippery blossom…

Yami Sage: O___O SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Bunchu: *starts nuzzling her*

Yami Sage: O_O……..mother……..*faints*

Nataku: *tackles Raishinshi as he’s getting up to go to Rowan*

Rowan: *sees them on the ground together* Aww…I always knew you two would be so cute together!

Nataku: *hurriedly gets off* What are you talking about?  I love you!

Raishinshi: *scrambles to his feet* I love her more!

Nataku: You could never love her the way I do.

Raishinshi: Oh yeah?! *they start fighting again*

Rowan: *sigh* They’re so silly.  They should  just admit their feelings and get it over with.  Ne, Taiky-chan?

Taikoubou: *shrugs, not really listening*

Rowan: ^_^ I knew you’d agree with me! *nuzzle nuzzle*

Sage: Youzy-chan?

Youzen: Yes my darling?

Sage: Give us a ride on your dog?  All three of us?

Youzen: *snickers momentarily but complies*

Sage: ^_^ Whee!

Hiko: *clings to Sage*

Sage: Don’t be scared, Hiko-chan!  Youzy-chan won’t let anything bad happen!

Tenka: *nearly falls off* o_o Youzen!

Youzen: Yes? *smiles innocently*

Sage: *glomps Youzen* See?  He wouldn’t hurt a fly!  Would you, sweetybear?

Youzen: Of course not honeymuffin!

Sage: Mr. Snuggle Bunny!

Youzen: Boo-boo kitty!

(Sage and Youzen nuzzle and continue to give each other sickeningly cutesy nicknames)

Raishinshi: *yelling up from his fight* You people make me sick!

Sage: ^^ We love you too, Raishinshi!

Raishinshi: No!  I love my Rowan!

Nataku: She’s mine.

Raishinshi: You wish! *they keep fighting*

Yami Sage: *comes around, still embraced by Bunchu, but this time surrounded by the other three*

Bunchu: *snuggle* You’re finally awake, my Sleeping Beauty…

Yami Sage: O_O …*faints again*

Bunchu: *sigh* Such a sensitive soul.

Kibi: IT’S KIBI’S TURN TO PLAY, DAMNIT!

Sage: *calls down at Kibi* The rating!

Kibi: KIBI WANTS TO PLAY!!

Kijin: *holding her ears* Dakki, let her play now.

Dakki: *blissfully ignoring them*

***(Upstairs)***

Xiao: I summon Battle Ox in Attack Mode!  Your turn, Jounouchi.

Jounouchi: *squints at his cards* *turns them upside down* Okay…I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!

Xiao: >_> That’s Flame Manipulator, Jounouchi.

Jounouchi: ARGH! I can’t read these stupid Chinese symbols!  Can’t we play with my Japanese cards?

Xiao: But I can’t read those either!  And you’re the better duelist, so I should have some advantage!

Jounouchi: Whatever!  I forfeit!

Xiao: Yay!  That means I get your Duel Disk, your Red Eyes Black Dragon, your Time Wizard, Thousand Dragon….

Jounouchi: >_< Stupid kid…

Hong: Big brother!  Becky and the Black Magician got MARRIED!

Yuugi: *scratching his head* Poor Elf Swordsman…

Becky: ^_~

***(Later, downstairs)***

Kibi: *Jumping up and down frustrated* KIBI’S TURN!  KIBI’S TURN!  KIBI’S TURN!

Kijin: >_<* *pulls Dakki off of Damien and shoves Kibi towards him* There!  Your turn now!

Dakki: D-samaaaaaaaa…

Kibi: Yaiyaiyaiyaiyai!

***(Over by Rowan)***

Nataku and Raishinshi: *leaning against the walls panting*

Raishinshi: You *pant* giving  up?

Nataku: Never. *pant*

Raishinshi: Good. *pant* Because I’d hate- *pant* to lose- *gasp* to an unworthy opponent.

Rowan and Taikoubou: *liplocked*

Raishinshi: *sees them* *growl* THAT’S IT!  Fight’s off! *peels Taikoubou off Rowan and starts kissing her himself*

Nataku: *growls*

Yami Sage: *has woken up, but is in shock* This can’t be happening…this can’t be happening…this can’t be happening…

Bunchu: *nuzzling her hair* I know it seems a bit much to have your dreams come true, my dear…but as  much as it seems impossible…

Shinkouhyou and Suupuushang: We love you!

Yami Sage: This can’t be happening…this can’t be happening…this can’t be happening…

Bunchu: *kisses Yami Sage*

Shinkouhyou Suupuu and Kokutenko: O_O

Yami Sage: O________________________O *lets out a high-pitched muffled scream*

Sage: o_o whoa…..

Hiko: Poor Yami Sage.  Bunchu is a terrible kisser.

Youzen: *snidely* Speak from experience?

Hiko: *growl* Why, you-!

Sage: Noooo!  It can’t be!  You love ME, Hiko!  ME!!!

Hiko: IT WASN’T LIKE THAT!  YOU’RE MISUNDERSTANDING EVERYTHING!

Youzen: Then it was really good?

Sage: Just say you love me!

Hiko: I love you!

Sage: *huggle* Than I forgive you!

Tenka: That was quick…

Sage: Did you really think I was monogamous?

Tenka: Uhhh…….

***(Meanwhile, back with Yami Sage…)***

Shinkouhyou: *has taken over for Bunchu and is now kissing Yami Sage*

Bunchu: *slipping his hands under her shirt*

Suupuu and Kokutenko: *looking on disconsolately*

Yami Sage: O_O …………………..

Suupuu: *looks at Yami Sage’s blank expression* I think you broke her, su…

***(Upstairs)***

Mai: *flirting with Xiao, trying to make Jounouchi jealous*

Jounouchi: *sitting in the corner mumbling about how many duels he would have to win against Xiao to get back all his good  cards*

Xiao: *blushing furiously* Um…how old are you again, Mai-san?

Mai: *winking* It  doesn’t matter, Xiao-chan, I’m not too old for you!

Xiao: *very crimson and very scared*

Yuugi and Anzu: *talking in the  corner quietly*

Hong: *excitedly* Lookie, Honda-san!  Becky and the Black Magician are on their honeymoon together!  Don’t they look so cute sleeping together?

Honda: *trying hard not to snort* Yes, Hong…*to himself* Where do kids get these weird ideas?

Bakura:: *having a mental conversation with his yami, trying to convince him not to go downstairs and see what’s going on*

Yami Bakura: *finally gives in, on the account that two people down there are talking sickeningly cutesy to each other*

***(Downstairs)***

Sage: *nibbles Youzen’s ear*

Youzen: *chews on Sage’s hair*

Nataku: *finally pried Raishinshi off of Rowan with a crowbar and got his smoochies*

Rowan: *happy to comply* ^_^

Kijin: My turn now! *throws Kibi off of Damien and drags him off to the infamous closet*

Kibi: *pouts* But Kibi wasn’t finished!  No fair!

Bunchu: *is starting to unbuckle Yami Sage’s belt*

Yami Sage: *is making weird muffled squeaky noises through Shinkouhyou’s kiss*

Suupuu: Anou……

Kokutenko: What about us?

Bunchu: *growling* Quiet, beasts! *starts nibbling Yami Sage’s neck*

Yami Sage: *pries Shinkouhyou off of her face* *gasp* *pant* Stop this now!

Shinkouhyou: My love, you don’t know what you’re saying! *buries her head against his chest*

Yami Sage: *muffled* Help me…

Bunchu: *slaps Shinkouhyou* How dare you try to seduce my love!

Shinkouhyou: How dare YOU! *b-fight (Shh!!) follows*

Suupuu and Kokutenko: *taking sides and making bets*

Yami Sage: *sneaks away upstairs, where she finds…*

***(Upstairs)***

Mai: *has progressed to cuddling Xiao rather seductively*

Xiao: *is blushing  furiously but doesn’t have the courage to tell her to stop*

Honda: *watching them amusedly*

Yuugi and Anzu: *hugging*

Bakura: *playing with Hong, smiling*

Yami Sage: *bursts into the first dorm she sees* *looks around* *promptly faints*

***(downstairs)***

Bunchu: *standing on top of Shinkouhyou, who is sporting a red swollen face and a black eye* You never should have challenged me, clown!  I’m coming, my darling! *dashes upstairs*

Suupuu: Okay, Kokutenko, pay up!

Kokutenko: But I don’t have any money!  I’m a spiritual beast.  I don’t need money,

Suupuu: Suuu…Then dibs on Yami Sage.

Kokutenko: It’s a deal.

***(upstairs)***

Yami Sage: *wakes up.  The first thing she sees is….* Oh no….

Bunchu: *has swept Yami Sage off the floor and is caressing her lovingly* Are you all right, my dearest?

Yami Sage: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunchu: *drops her startledly*

Yami Sage: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERE!!!! *runs back down the stairs, only to be tackle-glomped by Suupuu*

Suupuu: I love you, Yami Sage!

Yami Sage: This is a bad dream!  This isn’t happening!  Wake up, darnit, wake up!

Bunchu: You!  Hippo!  What are you doing to my fiancé?

Yami Sage: O_O F-f-f-fiance?!?!?!?!?!?!  This is a dream!  A really bad dream!  A nightmare!  Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up  wake up  wake up- *gets kissed by Bunchu* Mfffmmmfffffmfff!

***(back downstairs)***

Sage: *looks at her watch* Awwww!  24 hours are almost over!

Rowan: *pulls away from Nataku* Already?

Sage and Rowan: *pout*

Rowan: *snuggles Nataku*

Nataku: *snuggles back, realizing the significance of the twenty-four hours*

Raishinshi: *clueless* Okay, Nataku, it’s my turn! *goes to grab her*

*FWOOOOOOSSSSHHH* *MOOOOOOOO…*

Raishinshi: *suddenly stops* …What the hell?

Sage: *from across the room* RATING!

Nataku: *calm as always* Would you please let go of me?

Rowan: *does so*

Nataku: *walks/floats/whatever away*

Raishinshi: What was I doing?

Rowan: It’s Friday morning!  You were going to make breakfast for us.

Raishinshi: Friday?  But what about—

Rowan: The experiment?  You slept right through it.

Raishinshi: *shrugs* *goes to make breakfast*

***(on the stairs)***

Yami Sage: *struggling to pull Bunchu off of her, making muffled angry noises that probably included curse words o_o when suddenly Bunchu relaxes his grip on her waist*

Bunchu: *gets up* *looks at Yami Sage* ……… *starts banging his head against the wall, spitting furiously*

Suupuu: *looks around, confused*

Shinkouhyou: *rubs sore spot on his eye* ………huh………….(A/N: Oz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) moment there ^_^)

***(back in the room)***

Tenka: What are you doing with my stick?  Give it back!

Youzen: *glances around* Why am I riding my dog in here?

Sage: Don’t worry about it, Youzy-chan.  Raishinshi is making breakfast!  Let’s go eat!

Hiko: …………………

(Kijin and Damien emerge from the closet)

Kijin: Uh…..were we just…….

Dakki: No! *slips arms around Damien* Come along, D-sama!

Kibi: Kibi is confused….

***(Later, in the kitchen)***

Raishinshi: *yawn* Why are we all so tired?

Taikoubou: *yawn* Yeah…

Sage: *to Rowan* Remind me to use an awakening charm soon.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Post-Experiment Thoughts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hong: *humming Wedding March* Yuugi’s really nice.  He let me keep a copy of the Black Magician for Becky!

Becky: ^_^

Yami Sage: I’m gonna hurl, I swear to Ra…ow…my stomach…I shouldn’t have eaten so much eggs.

Bunchu: Blech!  Human!  I won’t be able to get that taste out of my mouth for weeks!

Youzen: Somehow I feel sickened…..

Hiko: I still smell like Oreos.

Tenka: Now my stick tastes all yucky from her  spit.  And she broke it, too!

Nataku: For some reason I feel sore…what *was* I doing with Rowan?

Raishinshi: Oh, that Nataku gets me so mad…What on earth were they doing, anyway?

Kibi: Kibi doesn’t understand….Dakki-nee-sama’s weird.

Dakki: Love potions…clever, D-sama!

Shinkouhyou: My face hurts.  Interesting.

Suupuu: What was I doing in the hall?  I thought we were doing the experiment.

Kijin: Was I really…Dakki must be angry.

Kokutenko: Mrow?

Sage: Hee hee….I love talking sickeningly cute!

Rowan: *googly-eyed  smile* Nataku…Natarai!  Oh, they have just got to get together.

Damien: I can’t stop smiling!

Inside jokes:

Anata wa daipoteto desu ka neeeeee neeeee? : That’s something Rowan says.  It more or less translates to “You are a giant potato, aren’t you, aren’t you?”  It was in response to “Anata wa baka”, which means “You are an idiot.”

Oz moment: The character Oz from Buffy, played by Seth Green, is well known for his calmness under pressure.  Example: when he woke up naked in the forest and found out that he was a werewolf, his response was “Huh.”

White boy: There was a scene in the English dub *twitch* of Hoshin Engi where Raishinshi and Nataku were fighting and I thought Raishinshi said "If you don’t stop stealing my lines I’m gonna pop you, white boy!” and I thought it was absolutely hilarious.  But then I found out he really said “I’m gonna pop you one, boy!” *sheepish grin* I thought white boy was funnier.  ‘specially since technically Raishinshi isn’t really black LOL