The Pizza Show Experiment!

spoilers: none
characters: Full anime cast, new characters, Yu-Gi-Oh cast appearance
chapters: 7/7
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter Four

The Pizza Show Experiment!

Experiment #3

Wednesday Morning

(A new day starts, with the ever-lasting tradition of  getting up and getting dressed.  The SH cast has dragged its way off to the dining room and are getting breakfast (which Raishinshi cooked))

Tenka: *mumbling sleepily* Mrnin.  Mm.  Brkfast.  Gd.

Taikoubou: Seems to have a wonderful grasp of the essentials.

Hiko: Couldn’t sleep?

Tenka: *mumbling sleepily* How’d yu gess?

Hiko: Just this instinct I have.

Tenka: *ditto* *sitting down* Sage squeezeded me  like  a blankie last night.  Meenyhed.

Raishinshi: Could I make you some coffee, Tenka?

Tenka: *Do I really have  to keep typing  this?* Yeah, thanks. *yaaawn*

Nataku: *sitting by the window, as usual, not really doing anything.*

Sage and Rowan: *sneak up on Nataku from behind* *poke Nataku in the sides very lightly*

Nataku: EEP! *jumps a foot into the air and balls up* That tickled!

Rowan: ^_^ Izzn he a  smart one?

Nataku: What do you want?

Sage: Huggles!

Rowan: *glomps Nataku before Sage can* My bishie!  Go glomp Youzen or something!

Sage: Fine! *crawls into Youzen’s lap* Good morning, Youzy-chan!  How are you today?

Rowan: *squeeze* Good morning, Nataku!  Would you like a cup of tea?

Nataku: *glares at her without really glaring, like only Nataku can* I’m not cannibalistic, you know.

Rowan: *blink innocently* Oh, that’s right!  You’re not!  I can’t believe I forgot! *cuddle cuddle cuddle*

Tenka: *finally got his coffee and is awake.  But something’s missing….* Where’s my stick?

Xiao: *wide-eyed* Your stick…?

Sage: You mean this? *holds up little chewed-on y-shaped stick* I stole it while you were asleep ^_^

Rowan: *from across the room* You know, having bits of trees in your mouth all the time isn’t very sanitary.

Sage: Better than smoking, though!

Rowan: Very true. *squeeze*

Raishinshi: All right, girls, don’t get too sickeningly cute before breakfast!

Yami Sage: *wandering in barely awake, with the bedhead of all bedheads and looking rather green*

Raishinshi: …Never mind.

Sage: I heard you last night, Yami.  I told you not to eat so much bacon.  Raishinshi, get her some toast, would you?

Rowan: *from across the room* And some weak tea, with honey, but no cream.  Her throat’s probably sore.

Yami Sage: *flops down at the table and puts her head down with a thud* I never want to look at bacon ever again…

Raishinshi: *brings out the toast and tea*

Yami Sage: *mumbling* Dun need no stinking tea.  Give me toast and mad stomach  will rise up and smite you.

Rowan: *muttering* Is it just me or is she not making any sense?

Nataku: *no comment*

Sage: Yami, you have to eat something!  Believe it or not, nausea is worse on an empty stomach.

Youzen: It’s true.

Sage: Wow Youzen!  That’s the first thing you’ve said all morning!

Tenka: I guess even the Genius Disciple needs a little jump-start in the morning…..

Youzen: I just didn’t have anything to say.

Yami Sage: ……………………….*tries to sneak the toast  under the table*

Sage: Yami………..

Yami  Sage: *tries  to do an innocent look and fails miserably due to being sick and tired  and  not innocent*

Sage: Eat.

Yami Sage: *mumbling* Yessir. *reluctantly nibbles at toast*

Youzen: So what’s the plan today?

Rowan: *having gotten off Nataku’s lap and eating pancakes* Himitsu  desu!

Sage: Aww, come on Rowan!  This one’s too fun to keep a secret! *glances at Yami Sage* Although…we might want to get her in bed first…

Yami Sage: I dun  need no stinkin’ bed.  I want sugar with the rest of the cast. *pause* *sarcastic (yet still half-asleep)* Oops.  Was that supposed to  be the secret?

Sage: Raishinshi, be a dear and take her up to the dorms?

Raishinshi: …Sugar?

Sage: *glare* *pointedly* Raishinshi, take Yami Sage up to her dorm please.

Rowan: *trying to do a death glare* Now.

Raishinshi: o_O Ok…….come on you. *drags half-conscious Yami Sage upstairs*

Sage: Now….sugar.

Rowan: Yes.  Sugar.

Hong and Xiao: Sugar?

Rowan: *nods* Sugar.

Bunchu: What about sugar, damnit!

Sage: *whap* THE RATING!!!

Rowan: o_o that’s the first thing Bunchu’s said since we started…Maybe we should put that in our notes!

Sage: Wonderful idea!  Um…*looking for the notes* Rowan, where are the notes?

Rowan: You were supposed to keep track of them.

Sage: I  thought you were!

Rowan: You’re the one who’s been writing stuff!

Sage: *blink* Is it  just me, or is this familiar somehow?

Rowan: Huh?

Sage: This argument – oh, never mind.

Raishinshi: *comes back in* So what’s all this news about sugar?

Rowan: *very serious* It grows on canes.

Raishinshi: It does?  Really?  Too bad Oyaji never used a cane.

Everyone else (excluding Xiao and Hong and  everyone else who doesn’t have a clue): *facefault*

Sage: *pulls out book of experiments* Wednesday: How will the whole cast react to sugar?

Hong: Sugar?  You mean candy?  We get candy?

Rowan: *sarcastic* No, we’re going to hold  it just out of your reach and TAUNT you MERCILESSLY.

Hong: *tearing up* R-really?

Sage: *whaps Rowan* See what you did?  She’s just teasing you, Hong.  Of course we get sugar!  Everyone in this room!

Nataku: Sugar comes from sugar cane.

Sage: Everyone who wants it, of course.

Nataku: That’s better.

Hong: ^_^ Hahaue never gave us much candy when she was alive.

Sage: Well, today you can have all the candy you want!  And cookies and soda and anything and everything!

Xiao, Hong and Kibi: Yay! (or in Kibi’s case “Yaiyaiyaiyaiyai!”)

Hong: When do we get it?

Rowan: Now!

Rowan and Sage: *snap*

(The room is now filled with tables and tables of candy and soda and cookies and all that other  sugary stuff that we won’t mention by name here.  Everyone’s eyes (except for Bunchu’s and Nataku’s) get really, really big.  Xiao and Hong make a flying dive for the nearest table.)

Tenka: Whoa…o_o

Raishinshi: Sweet…o_o

Taikoubou:  Literally…o_o

Bunchu: Humph! >_> *muttering to himself* muttermuttermutterTRADITIONmutterNEVER IN MY LIFETIMEmuttermutterrAND THAT’S RATHER LONGmuttermuttermutter…*etc*

Sage: Party Pooper. *flicks an M&M into the air and catches it in her mouth*

Youzen: *walks around a bit, then picks up an Oreo and examines it curiously* Well… *snarf* *munch munch* *giggles* This is good! *has another*

Tenka: *is chowing down on M&Ms*

Raishinshi: *is eating anything and everything he can get his hands on*

Sage: *whispering to Rowan, who  has her mouth full* Rowan…there’s no way we can take notes on this all by ourselves.

Rowan: *giggle* No problem, Saia-chan!  Rowan will save the day!

Sage: And you’re talking about yourself in third person.

 *snap*

Evil Monster Zhou (hereafter EMZ): Rar?

Rowan: *shakes finger* No, no, Zhou, you don’t go “Rar”. You go “Me take notes now for nice authoresses!”

Sage: O_O I see. *shrugs* *hands EMZ the notebook and a pen* Record everything you see.

EMZ: *takes pen and notebook, which are far too small for him* Rar?

Rowan: ^_^ Yay!  Good Evil Monster Zhou!

Sage: Ok, be good!

(somewhere in the background Damien runs by with a sugar-high Dakki giggling behind him.  They disappear somewhere in the closet)

Sage: >_> Dakki’s up to something.

Rowan: Why do you say that?

Sage: Oh, no reason.  Besides, Damien’s enjoying himself. *sweatdrop*

Hiko: *finds a pixie stick*  *blinks at it*  *tastes it* *eyes grow really really big*

Taikoubou: *finds a bag of Reese’s Pieces* *tries one* Hmmm…peanut butter! *munch much munch*

Rowan: ^_^ On to the breakfast cereal!  Muhaha!

Sage: Orange soda!!!!!!!! *tackles a six-pack of Orange Soda and tears at it like a rabid dog*

Shinkouhyou: Interesting…..*nibbles on a Chips Ahoy*

Kibi and Kijin: *attacking a pile a jelly beans*

Xiao and Hong: *following Raishinshi’s lead in eating everything in sight*

Nataku: *ignores the ruckus and continues to sit by the window*

Sage: *is surrounded by dead orange soda cans* Sugar rush in three…….two……..one………..HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Youzen: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does a flip off of the wall*

Kou Tenka: *pointing the Sword of Bakuya at Taikoubou* Bow before the King of the Amazon River!

Taikoubou: Never!  I mock you with my bunny ears! *sticks Dashinben in his ribbon-thing* Fear my bunny ears, its power multiplied by Dashinben!  All shall fear me and despair!

Sage: Hey, there’s a larp over there!  Let’s join in!

Rowan: I’ve always loved LOTR reenactions! *runs over*

Sage: *stands dramatically* I AM THE CHEEZE!!!  FEAR MY CHEEZYNESS!!!!

Rowan: *posing randomly* Instead of a Dark Lord you shall have a Dark Queen, and all shall fear me and despair!  …um…….Hey, PJ, what’s my next line?

Taikoubou: CHEEZE IS NO MATCH FOR MY BUNNY EARS! *does a headbutt at Sage*

Shinkouhyou: *has pulled out his paw-remote-thingy – whatever it is – and is watching Ranma ½ on it* How very interesting! *snarfs another Oreo*

Kou Hiko: *to a bunch of Oreos* She never did me wrong, my wife…she was always good…and my sister…*sniffle* *hick* Why’d they have to go?  Why’d they have to die?! *collapses onto the Oreos and starts crying*

Kibi: Kibi wants the last Jellybean!

Kijin: No!  It’s mine!

Kibi: KIBI WANTS THE LAST JELLYBEAN!!!!!

Kijin: *hits Kibi over  the head with a bag of Skittles and takes the last jellybean*

Kibi: Kibi hates you now!

Raishinshi: *still snarfing food, no response to all the sugar yet* *sighs* Man, the stuff at Mount Kunlun was  much better.  Living in the Immortal World does have its perks…*munches M&Ms morosely*

Taikoubou: FEAR MY BUNNY EARS!!!!!!*is trying to get out of a headlock that Tenka put him in*

Tenka: You shall pay for that, Mortal, for I am Tenka, King of the Amazon River!!!

Rowan: *jumping up and down on Kibi  and Kijin* Evil will always triumph over good, because Good is stupid!  …wait…what was I  saying again?  Good is stupid!

Kibi: X_X Kibi is in a lot of pain…..

Kijin: X_X Bad girl go way now?

Xiao: I have you now, Doctor Ivel! *is sitting on Hong*

Hong: No!  How could this happen?  My plan was foolproof!

Xiao: Good  will always triumph, Doctor Ivel, because Evil has long girly hair!

Hong: I DO NOT HAVE LONG GIRLY HAIR! *starts attacking Xiao*

Hiko: *sniff sniff* I love you guys! *crushing the Oreos*

Shinkouhyou: *chuckling at Ranma 1/2* Just kiss already!  This is getting almost boring! *eats  M&Ms*

Sage: FEAR ME!!!  I HAVE CHEEZINESS!  DO YOU LIKE CHEEZE?  NOT FOR LONG!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

***(meanwhile upstairs)***

Yami Sage: Man, those guys have all the fun!  Makes me sick just thinking about it!  Come to think of it…ulp…*turns green*

***(back downstairs)***

Youzen: *bouncing off the walls* Boingy boingy boingy!

Rowan: Ooh!  Mr. Youzen-san!  I want to go BOINGY too!  Can you make me go boingy?

Youzen:: No!  Only I can go  BOINGY!  Boingy boing!  I   mock you with my boingyness!

Rowan: *pouts* You’re no fun.  I’m going to go find Damien. *wanders off* *passes a very noisy closet* Hmm…nah, Damien wouldn’t be in a closet with all this  sugar around.

Dakki: (inside closet) Oh Damien you’re such a charmer!

Rowan: *walking away; pauses…* Nah, Dakki’s  probably just up to something as usual.  She can’t fool me!  For I am SPECIAL!  Hey, Damien, where are you… *wanders off*

Damien and Dakki: (inside closet) *giggle*

Taikoubou: Ha!  Behold the power of bunny ears!

Tenka: *is on the ground with Taikoubou’s foot on his chest* No…..I am the king……I cannot lose!!!!

Sage: I shall save you with the power of cheeze! *belts Taikoubou with cheeze*

Taikoubou: NOOOOOOOOO!  How  could you know?  The one weakness of my bunny ears! *runs away*

Sage: Ahh, the power of cheeze.

Tenka: You have saved me, m’lady.  How can I repay you?

Sage:  ^_^ I know! *liplocks him*

Nataku: *has chosen that moment to look their way* *raises eyebrow* *goes back to looking out the window*

Rowan: EVIL MUST PREVAIL! *knocks Sage down*

Tenka: NO!  M’lady!

Rowan: BISHIE-SAN! *glomp*

Tenka: No!  Never!  I’ll save you, fair maiden!

Rowan: ^^ Aw, Tenka, you don’t have to be so nice to me!

Tenka: *throws Rowan off and holds up sword* Back witch!  Away!

Rowan: Hey, cool!  I’m a witch!  That means I can fly and go BOINGY!  Hey, Mr. Youzen-san, I can go boingy too now! *runs off*

Tenka: *embraces Sage* Fear not, sweet lady.  You are safe.

Sage: My hero.

(Enter major Tenka/Sage smoochies)

Youzen: *to Rowan* Foolish girl, to think you could go BOINGY!  Only I can go BOINGY!

Rowan: Meaniehead! *runs off* *sees Raishinshi* Raishinshi, Youzen won’t let me go BOINGY!

Raishinshi: *snort* *snicker* *laugh*

Rowan: You’re laughing at me!

Raishinshi: No, I’m…er…laughing WITH you!

Rowan: But I wasn’t laughing!

Raishinshi: *sweatdrop*

Rowan: ^^ Thassakay! *pose* Enter my secret fangirl technique – FLYING TACKLE GLOMP! *glomp and smooch*

Hong: *jumping up and down on Xiao* Take it back!  Take it back!

Xiao: Ow!  Ow!  Ow!  Ok ok you don’t have long girly hair!

Hong: ^_^ That’s better. *huggles his brother*

Tenka and Sage: *smooch smooch smooch*

Shinkouhyou: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Kou Hiko: *has now fallen asleep “cuddling” the crushed, wet Oreos*

Sage: *asleep cuddling Tenka(who’s also fallen asleep)*

Hong and Xiao: *curled up under a table being very cute and brotherly*

Kibi and Kijin: *still clinging to the bag of M&Ms that they were fighting over*

Taikoubou: You shal….nev…defeat…bunny….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tenka: *mumbling* Mesa king…fear…*snore*

Rowan: *sleepily playing with Raishinshi’s hair*

Raishinshi: *starting to fall asleep*

Nataku:……………….*goes up to dorms* weirdoes.

Youzen: *on top of a table* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Raishinshi: *stumbles over to Youzen and  piles candy wrappers on top of him* *stumbles back*

Youzen: *muffled snoring*

(Long silence except for a few snores.  After a few minutes Damien and Dakki emerge from the closet, hair messed up, cloths look like they were put on really quickly.  Dakki is half asleep and leaning on Damien’s shoulder)

Damien: *glances around at all the sleepy people* Guess we missed the party.

Dakki: Oh no, D-sama, we didn’t miss a minute…

Damien: *smirks, blushing*

Both: *scuttle upstairs to the dorms*

***(MORNING!)***

Sage: *yawns loudly* What a party! *taps Tenka lightly on the nose* Morning sleepyhead!

Tenka: *opens one eye* What happened?  Morning already?  And what’s this weird taste in my mouth?

Sage: ~ He doesn’t remember!  But I do ^_^ major smoochies ^_^_^_^_^_^_^ ~

Raishinshi: What the hell are you doing?

Rowan: *sleepily* Bishie-chan?  You don’t remember?

Raishinshi: No…oh, wait.  Yes I do. *blushes*

Hiko: *surrounded by crushed wet Oreos* o_o do I want to know?

Youzen: Why am I on the table?  And where’d all these candy wrappers come from? *rises out of the rubble*

Sage: There you are, Youzen!  Thought we’d lost you!

Youzen: Why was I covered in candy wrappers?

Raishinshi: *whistles innocently*

Xiao: Owww…..my back…….feels like someone did a tap-dance on my spinal cord…..

Hong: Me too……

Shinkouhyou: *sees eye thing* How did this get on there? *changes channel*

Taikoubou: *blinks at Dashinben and pulls it out of his hat* The h-eck?

Shinkouhyou: *channel-surfing* *snickers, apparently having found something rather interesting*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Post-Experiment Thoughts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sage: Haha I got Tenka smoochies and he doesn’t remember! ^_^

Rowan: Whee!  Raishinshi snogging fun.  He even remembers!  …Is that really a good thing?

Suupuu: What kind of party did they have?  And they didn’t even invite me!  Suuuuu……..

Nataku: What freaks.  I have no further comment.

Bunchu: TRADITION!!!  GOING UP IN SMOKE BEFORE MY VERY EYES!!! BACK IN MY DAY…(do we really need to write it all down?)

Yami Sage: (currently unavailable for comment)

Kou Tenka: What the hell happened?  I really wish someone would give me  a straight answer.

Youzen: Candy wrappers!  The nerve!  And Skittles, no less!

Shinkouhyou: Dakki appears to be making her move.  Interesting.

Damien: She’s soooooooo hot…. *drool*

Dakki: *smirk* First step is complete!  Muhaha!

Kou Hiko: I don’t know what they did and I don’t want to know…but I’m going to smell like Oreos for weeks.

Raishinshi: She KISSED me!  That’s two so far!

Taikoubou: I wonder what I was doing with Dashinben.  I wonder if I want to know.

Hong: Candy…….FUN! ^_^

Xiao: Ow…Candy is bad for your health.

Evil Monster Zhou:  Rar?