The Pizza Show Experiment 2!

spoilers: TPSE part 1
characters: Most Anime cast, Xelloss from Slayers Next, Oz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
chapters: 7/7
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter Seven

The Pizza Show Experiment! Part 2

Going Home

Saturday Morning:

(It's another very non-normal morning at the breakfast table, except not, because it's too quiet today. Sage is sitting in the corner, picking at a piece of scrambled egg, looking somehow depressed.)

Taikoubou: I thought this week would never end.

Dakki: *snuggling Damien* We’ll see each other again, right?

Damien: *pats her on the back* Sure. *grin*

Hong: *pouty* I don’t wanna go home yet. I wanna see Bob again!

Tenka: o_O It’s kinda scary how’s he’s actually enjoying this.

Tai-Itsu: Well, they’ve been nothing but nice to him since he first showed up in part one.

Jordi: *snuck up behind them* Sssh! The fourth wall is listening!

Tenka: GWA!

Tai-Itsu: ...It’ll be nice when we can have private conversations again.

Rowan: *snickers* When *we* can have private conversations?

Tai-Itsu: *looks at her as if to say "Do you expect me to react to that?"*

Yami Sage: *glare at Rowan* Idjit.

Sage: Rowan, you are getting *too* into random irrelevant Shounen-ai couples.

Rowan: Look who’s talking, Miss Tairoufu!

Cast: *looks at her*

Sage: That wasn’t my fault! Blame the Hoshin Orgy website! You support Tairoufu too!

Rowan: *proudly* No, I am indifferent! I only came up with the name.

Cast: *sweatdrop*

Youzen: *muttering to himself* Tairoufu……if they’re using the first syllables of the names then that must be…….*thinks for a moment, then snickers*

Jordi: *stands up and claps hands* OKAY, time to send everyone home!

Sage: *glomps Fugen and Tenka* NOOOO!! ;_;

Hong: *pout*

Tenka: >_>

Fugen: Anou…

Yami Sage: *glare*

Sage: *pout* *sniffle* Ok…..come on, you guys.

Cast except for Hong: *hurriedly follow the host/esses down to the white room, where a blue portal is on the wall*

Sage: Go through the portal and it’ll take you back home.

Rowan: You’ll have your Paopei back when you reach the other side. For safety measures.

Bunchu: *dashes into the portal without saying anything*

Host/esses: *sweatdrop*

Hong: *group-hugs the hosts(including Yami Sage), and Becky who randomly appeared* Bai-bai, everyone! Thank you for letting us come play again!

Yami Sage: *glare* Don’t touch me.

Sage: *hugs back* Thank you for coming, Hong. I’m glad you had fun.

Xiao: Come, Yin Hong. It’s time to leave.

Hong: *pulls away* *waves goodbye as he and Xiao exit through the portal*

Sage: Sweet kid.

Rowan: Cute too.

Jordi: HE HAS THE COOLEST HAIR!!!! ^o^

Other host/esses: *stare at her*

Raishinshi: *tries to sneak past them*

Sage: *tackles him* You’re not leaving without saying goodbye, now are you?

Raishinshi: Damnit! You have eyes on the back of your head or something?

Sage: Now why would I do that? It’d draw the attention away from my hair! *primps* *grabs Nataku by the arm* Now you too behave yourselves, ok? Don’t you start fighting just because we’re not here to babysit you anymore.

Raishinshi and Nataku: *glare at her*

Sage: Erm…right. *hugs them both* Bai-baaai!

Rowan: *quickly glomps Nataku* ^__^

Raishinshi and Nataku: *exit as soon as Sage lets go*

Sage: And they didn’t even say bye back! The nerve of those two!

Rowan: Maybe they just wanted to get away so they could be alone?

Sage: *snicker*

Taikoubou: Ja ne! *waves* You coming, Fugen?

Fugen: Hai! *follows Taikoubou part-way to the portal* *pauses* *hesitates* *runs over and hugs Sage* *lets go and leaves with Taikoubou*

Sage: *_____*

Rowan: Uh….Nee-chan?

Sage: *____*

Yami Sage: Aibou? *waves a hand in front of her eyes*

Sage: *______*

Rowan: Sage, the Kous are leaving!

Sage: *snaps out of it* They are? *glomps Tenka and Hiko* Baaaai!!

Hiko: o_O *pats Sage on the head*

Tenka: Bye Sage. *thumbs up at Yami Sage* Thanks for the CD!

Yami Sage: *thumbs up back* No problem! You take care of my boys now!

Hiko and Tenka: *exit*

Dakki: *hugs Damien* Ja mata, D-sama! *peck on the cheek*

Kibi: *also hugs Damien* Kibi will miss you!

Kijin: *to Yami Sage* Keep in touch, will ya?

Dakki-tachi: *exit*

Shinkouhyou: *dramatico-bow* Saraba, minna-san! *exits*

Sage: *hugs Youzen* Bai-bai, Youzi-chan! *hugs Tai-Itsu* Bai-bai, Tai-Itsu-chan! Take care!

Youzen: *exits quickly*

Tai-Itsu: Hey, wait for me! *runs after him*

Hatsu: Saa, let’s go, Aniwei.

Hakuyuko: *bows to the host/esses and exits*

Hatsu: *approaches the portal, stops, turns back and winks* Ja ne, Purin-chan! *exits*

*silence*

Sage: *___* Did you hear that?? He called me Purin-chan!

Rowan: He was talking to me, you dingbat!

Sage: No, he was talking to me!

Rowan: ME!

Jordi: MEEE!!!!

Damien: No…..ME!!! *grins cheesily*

Hostesses: *look at him*

Sage: *sigh* Guess that’s one thing we won’t know until part three.

Yami Sage: THERE’S A PART THREE???!?!?!?!

Rowan: Well, not yet there isn’t!

Sage: But there will be!

*cut to trailer*

Announcer: Next on The Pizza Show Experiment! See Roushi sleep!

*cut to scene of Roushi sleeping*

Roushi: zzzzzz... n.n zzzzz... *gets hit by a tomato* Huh?

Announcer: BUT WAIT! There's more! Call before midnight and you'll get a free batch of nonsense!

Youzen: *babbling in Spanish*

Rowan and Jordi: *holding up subtitles: "Monkey friends Jane carburetor! But carburetor friends apple tree! Next time "Crunky funky!"*

Youzen: >_<* *glare*

Announcer: Order a print from the Costume Contest to get a free Biology textbook!

Random teacher: *slams textbook down on desk*

Raishinshi: *wakes up* WAAH! O_O

Announcer: Confess your undying love for Ki Hatsu and get a free feel!

Hatsu: *is slapped* @.@ Owww...

Announcer: Take out the trash and see Nataku SING!

Nataku: *reading from notecards* Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh baby baby. *glares off-camera*

Announcer: See Fugen in trunks!

Fugen: *carefully sets halo on a lawn chair and jumps in the pool*

Announcer: Next on The Pizza Show Experiment!

Taikoubou: You'd better watch or I'm gonna cause some trouble! ^_-

*credits roll while playing "Will"*

Epilogue: The hostesses lost their trial with the Fourth Wall. They had to pay a fine of 1 potato chip for assault charges.

Inside Jokes:

Tairoufu: Everyone on the BBS knows what I’m talking about ^_^ I support the threesome of Fugen/Roushi/Taikoubou. Browse the BBS for my posts. Somewhere in there I mention why.

Hong’s hair: Jordi is *OBSESSED* with adult Yin Hong’s hair. She first saw him in the fifth disc, and the whole time she was shouting either "You frickin’ bitch!" at Dakki, or "HE HAS THE COOLEST HAIR!" at Hong.

Japanese:

Shounen-ai: Literally "Boy-love"

Ja ne: In informal goodbye. Like "See ya!"

Ja mata: See ja ne.

Saraba: A more formal goodbye.

Aniwei: A very formal and respectful form of referring to one’s older brother.

Purin-chan: Purin is the cognate of pudding. Hatsu calls girls he likes "Purin-chan".