Houshin Engi no Dare Show

spoilers: manga vol. 14
characters: All
chapters: 3/3
retrieved from: Bunnyhat

Chapter Two

Lizu- Hello! And Welcome back, to the Hoshin no Dare Show!!! Right now we have only three dares, so I’ll probably add some of my own.

Youzen- you better not kill us…

Lizu Now why would I want to do that? *corny smile* well, any way, On with the dares!!!

*Fukki and Taikoubou hugs Fugen in fear*

Fugen- ^_^

Fukki- *glares at Taikoubou*

Taikoubou-  *glares at Fukki*

Lizu- Ok, first dare is from *drum roll* Minoa! And she dares Roushi to…*gets cut off by Roushi’s snoring*

HE Charaters- *stares at Roushi*

Lizu- Ahem! Roushi! Stop sleeping!!! *starts shaking him*

Roushi- huh? Leave me alone, let me sleep…*snores*

Lizu- … *smoke come out of head* WAKE UP!!!

Roushi- *wakes up again* alright, alright, I’ll get up…*yawns*

Lizu- good, now Minoa dares Roushi to stay up all night.

Taikoubou- that will be impossible…

Fukki- ditto.

*Taikoubou and Fukki looks at each other surprisingly agreeing and turn their heads a way to the other direction.*

Roushi- how are you going to make me do that? *Yawns*

Lizu- hmm… good point…*light bulb arrears above head* I know!!! *runs to the nearest Starbucks and comes back with a white chocolate mocha w/ extra sugar* mayby this will work, my friend went bouncing of the walls drinking this stuff, literally. ^_^

Roushi- *takes White Chocolate Mocha w/ extra sugar and smells it* you sure about this? *stares at it*

Lizu- don’t worry, it won’t do anything harmful, it will just make you stay up for a long time and after the caffine runs out, you will be back sleeping for a long time. ^_^

Raishinshi- Now this will be entertaining.

Nataku- I guest. *Blinks*

Roushi- *stares at mocha*  I guest I’ll try… *takes a sip* hm, this tastes good, a little bitter, but still good. *take another sip*

Lizu- ok, while Roushi drinks the mocha, we’ll head for our next dare! Now our next dare is from *drum roll* Sage Saria! So I need Fugen and Taikoubou up here at the table! *Table and two chairs appear on stage*

Taikoubou- *chants “don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt fugen” over and over again*

Fugen- ^_^, this sounds like fun.

HE charaters except Fugen-  *sweat drop*

*Taikoubou and Fugen comes and sit at the table on the stage*

Lizu- *smoke comes around Lizu and appears with a reffery cotume* Now, Sage-chan Dares Taikoubou and Fugen to…Arm wrestle!

Taikoubou- *nearly falls out of his chair* That’s it!?

Lizu- Yep, and to make this more interesting… I’ll add a special prize for who ever wins! And the prize is…*holds up a blue and red mystery gift* The Dream Item 2000! A item that Broth created! How does it work you say? Well who ever wins the Dream Item 2000, can get any item by just writing anything you want on this tag! *Points at tag*

Taikoubou- well there’s easy way for me to get peaches. ^_^

Fugen- That will be a very useful item for cooking.

Lizu- OK! Lets start the arm wrestle start! Ready!

*Taikoubou and Fugen put elbows on the table and clutched hands*

Lizu- Set!

*Fugen and Taikoubou stare at each other*

Lizu- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Coughs*

*Taikoubou and Fugen start arm wrestling*

Lizu- *yells in a mega phone*oh! Looks like Taikoubou is in the lead and is now pushing as hard as he can to get Fugen down!!!

Behind the arm wrestle table:

Youzen- I’ll bet on Susu, for 5 peaches, 2 Tootsie roll pops, and a soda.

Raishinshi- That and 10 peaches and 15 peach Yoguloo, on Taikoubou-sama.

Fukki- 50 peaches adding to that, to…Fugen.

Youzen and Raishinshi- WHAT?!

Choukei- you want to lose that easly!?

Fukki- you’ll see…

Arm wrestle table:

*Fugen’s arm is about 2 inches from the table*

Lizu- oh, looks like it’s almost over! Will Fugen lose or will he make a come back!? *waves a fan around*

Fugen- I’ll make a come back.

HE charaters including Taikoubou and Lizu- Huh?

*Fugen caught Taikoubou’s guard down and pushes the other way and hit Taikoubou’s hand on the table*

Lizu- And Looks like we have a winner!!!! *raises Fugen’s hand in the air and waves  a flag that says ‘K.O.’*

*Youzen and Raishinshi gives their bets to Fukki.*

Fukki- ^_^

Taikoubou- HOW COULD I LOSE!?

Lizu- oh, stop your belly aching, you’ll win some other time.*pats him on the back* oh, and here you go Fugen- chan!*Passes the Dream Item 2000 to Fugen*

Fugen-*takes Dream item 2000* Thank you, Lizu-san. *Starts wrinting on the tag*

Lizu- What item are you writing down?

Fugen- You’ll find out.

Nataku- is it a paopei?

Meriko- no it ain’t. *sits next to Gyokutei Shinjin*

Gyokutei Shinjin- *jumps away from Meriko* When did you get here?

Meriko- I was here the whole time, and you don’t have too freak out like that, I’m only a talking house Rabbit.

Taitsu- that’s the weird part…

Meriko- and a talking hippo, cat, and sheep aren’t weird?

Suupuu- HEY!

Taitsu- *speechless*

Meriko- I win, give me a bananna!

Raishinshi- O_o;;; wha…

Lizu- don’t ask.. now let’s see what Fugen earned! *opens box and takes out a book* …a peach cook book? O_O???

Fugen- yes, and I intend to use it for cooking for Taikoubou and Fukki. ^_^

Taikoubou and Fukki both hugs Fugen and says at the same time “You the best, Fugen ToT…”

Fugen- ^_^  *holds cook book*

Lizu- …ok, now lets check back with Roushi! *Turns to Roushi*

Roshi- *Big eyes* wow,thatstuffcanreallykeepyouup!Doesthisalwayshappen whendrinkingthisstuff?

Lizu- *covers Roushi’s mouth* Whoa! Mayby I went too far on the sugar and caffeine there… well it will make him stay up for a while…*shrugs* Now On to the next Dare! As soon as I get changed! *smoke comes up and appears with emo glasses and a red sweat shirt with black jeans* now on with the next dare! And this requires…Fukki and Shinkouyuo!
Fukki- what the heck are you up to now?

Shinkouyou- Who knows it mayby intresting.

Fukki- you scare me you know that…

Lizu- OK! Now this dare is from XD!

Youzen- who’s XD?

Lizu- You’ll find out some day, now…XD’s dare is…Shinkyou kissing Fukki, and now.…*pauses* Shinkyou kissing Fukki?!

HE crew- *turns a tad blue as Youzen’s hair*

Fukki- *blushes* THERE IS NO WAY I’M GONNA LET THAT CLOWN KISS ME!

Shinkouou- Why not?
 
Fukki- well, I uh…*blushes even more*

Lizu- well sorry Fukki-kun, but a dare is a dare so you have to do it.

Fukki- NO!

Lizu- would you do it if I give you a peach?

Fukki- nope

Lizu- O_O wow, he’s refusing on peach….ok then, money?

Fukki- nope.

Lizu- okay this is getting irritating….soda?

Fukki- nope.

Lizu- ok… time for drastic measures… Spend 3 hours with Fugen in a private room behind the stage?

Taikoubou- O_O WHAT!?

Fukki- Ok!

Lizu- Well that work, ok now you 2 smooch already…but first! *puts her hood over her head* I’m too ashamed to see this…ok starts kissing!
Fukki- well at least it’s worth it…*walks up to Shinkouyou*

Shinkouyou – *walks up to Fukki*

*Shinkouyou and Fukki gives each other a kiss on the lips*

Fukki- *jolts away and hide behind Lizu* that…was…wrong…*turns blue*

Lizu- ok! 3rd dare completed! Now…*gets dragged back stage by Fukki*

Meriko- She’ll be back for one tad minute so while we wait…somebody get me a banana! *gets whacked by Broth* Ouch! What!?

Broth- ahem…please excuse the Meriko, what she meant by we are asking beverage orders.

HE Cast- *sweatdrops*

Back Stage:

Lizu- ouch! What’s wrong!?

Fukki- remember our little deal for kissing the clown?

Lizu- oh that…alright, alright, I’ll arrange that in just one moment now, let’s get back! *grabs Fukki’s ear and drags him back to the stage*

Stage:

Lizu- sorry for that! Now just to take care of something…Fugen I need you to come here for a sec.!

Fugen- walks up to *Lizu and Fukki*  Yes, Lizu- Chan?

Lizu- uh…well, remember that little thing I promised with Fukki?

Fugen- oh., you mean the promise that includes me being in a private room with Fukki-Chan for 3 hours?

Taikoubou- *over hears* HEY! DON’T I GET A SAY IN THIS!!! FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ALOUD TO DO THAT!?

Meriko- *attacks Taikoubou with evil giant rabbit mallet of doom* Watch your mouth!

Taikoubou- X_X…..

Fukki- *snicker*

Lizu- ahem… *stares at Fukki*

Fukki- *smiles innocently*

Fugen- Oh dear…

Lizu- ok, now you go on ahead and follow Meriko to the room.

Meriko- Hey! Why am I doing it?

Lizu- *pulls out a banana*

Meriko- OK! *Snatches banana and takes Fugen and Fukki to the private room*

Lizu- amazing how the stomach is more powerful then the brain…OK! That’s all for today! But I must have more dares! So send me some!